{"product_id":"im-not-clumsy-adult-unisex-hoodie","title":"i'M nOt cLuMsY - Adult Unisex Hoodie","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"83\" data-end=\"135\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"87\" data-end=\"135\"\u003eThe Legend of the Graceful Fall\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"137\" data-end=\"253\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLet me make one thing clear:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"165\" data-end=\"168\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI am not clumsy. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI just have a talent… for falling in ways people never forget.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"255\" data-end=\"283\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI don’t trip.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"268\" data-end=\"271\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI \u003cem data-start=\"273\" data-end=\"282\"\u003eperform\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"285\" data-end=\"590\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOnce I missed a stair and landed in a pose that screamed ‘yoga meets crime scene chalk.’”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"285\" data-end=\"590\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnother time I went for a casual jog, tripped on my shoelace, and took out a recycling bin, someone’s iced coffee, and my last shred of dignity — all in one elegant tumble.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSo no — I don’t fall.\u003cbr data-start=\"644\" data-end=\"647\"\u003eI deliver unplanned performances.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"893\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis shirt isn’t for clumsy people.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"774\" data-end=\"777\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt’s for the legends who fall like it’s choreographed.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"831\" data-end=\"834\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAccidental acrobats. 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